The Story of things That have Happened in School that are really funny...........

Firstly I want to warn you that the content of this post might make the more dull people start to laugh hysterically.


So many things have happened this year.  Like, have you ever had a friend that comes up behind and instead of saying hi, pull your hair and run? Have you ever had a friend that walks by a table, trips on it, then said she passed out. Have you ever had a friend that is a guy and carries a invisible satchel?  Have you ever had a friend that one minute they're crying and the next minute they're laughing over something that happened yesterday?  Have you ever had a friend that for Halloween goes as a giant banana? Have you ever had a friend that writes about blue yodas?  Have you ever had a friend that puts together a lot a weird letters and makes you figure out what they say?  Have you ever had a friend that asks what color is a yellow penguin? Have you ever had a friend that can do the Russian Sailor? Have you ever had a friend that makes you play Ouija in your bathroom?  Have you ever had a friend that stood on top of a bed to kiss a projector screen? Have you ever had a friend that sits in his seat hitting his face constantly?  Have you ever had a friend that asks you the same question you just asked them?  Have you ever had a friend with a Cookie Monster hat? Have you ever tried to steal it? Have you ever had a friend that schedules in a reading break that doesn't even know how to read? Have you ever had a friend that sings a song that gets on everybody's nerves?  Have you ever had a friend that "lost her purse"?  Have you ever had a friend that does math online and brags about it?   Have you ever had a friend that shoves a cup cake into someone else's soda?  have you ever had a friend that is a ninja?  Have you ever had a friend that starts confessing to a sub teacher when your other friend is repeating "it's my mom, it's just my mom!"  Have you ever had a friend that wore a shirt to school asking if you have a crush on her?   Have you ever had a friend that does a front flip over you and someone else.  have you ever had a friend that has a Swedish pencil?  Have you ever had a friend that doesn't get food at a movie theater? Have you ever had a friend that listens to educational material on CD? Have you ever had a friend that knows how much someone's gravitational pull is to the equator? Have you ever had a friend that takes your shoes while you're on the monkey bars? Have you ever had a friend that licks a cupcake exceptionally slow?  Have you ever had a friend that can shove an entire doughnut in their mouth at once? Have you ever had a friend that does a project on dinosaurs?  Have you ever had a friend that's obsessed with a song for one week and then decide they don't like the next? Have you ever had a friend that stalks you? Have you ever had a friend that's a certified stalker?   Have you ever had a friend?  Hope so!