My pride is my shield, My dreams are my compass, My happiness is my weapon: Life

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Life

People don't always say yes, things aren't always fair, and we get to hear answers like life isn't fair, get used to it. Well what if you never had to hear those words again. It only takes 7 easy steps to have a somewhat perfect life.

1. Change your name to Yes.
2. Make everyone call you yesman/woman
3. Make a lot of money
4. Buy out a carnival
5. Hire workers
6. Start a Yesman Fair
7. There you have it, now quit school and be a fair yesman!

15 comments:

Cerulean CoyoteNovember 18, 2010 at 8:43 AM
what do you mean? some of this makes no sense could you please explain it better?
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Natalie W.November 18, 2010 at 8:44 AM
Nope
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Cerulean CoyoteNovember 18, 2010 at 8:45 AM
why not?
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Natalie W.November 18, 2010 at 8:45 AM
Because I'm cool
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Cerulean CoyoteNovember 18, 2010 at 8:46 AM
what? that makesn
no sense. I am going to copy ev erything onyour blog to mine.
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Natalie W.November 18, 2010 at 8:47 AM
WHAT~!?
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Cerulean CoyoteNovember 18, 2010 at 8:51 AM
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Natalie W.November 18, 2010 at 8:52 AM
You're not a cat
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Cerulean CoyoteNovember 18, 2010 at 8:56 AM
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Natalie W.November 18, 2010 at 8:56 AM
Good bye
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Cerulean CoyoteNovember 18, 2010 at 9:17 AM
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Natalie W.November 18, 2010 at 9:17 AM
i sed goodbye
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Cerulean CoyoteNovember 18, 2010 at 9:18 AM
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Natalie W.November 18, 2010 at 9:19 AM
Sara thinks the same thine
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Cerulean CoyoteNovember 18, 2010 at 9:20 AM
fine goodbye
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