What I Would Say to You Know Who

Author's Note:
This is a poem that I wrote because I was in a cheerful-talkative-happy-creative-Harry Potter Loving mood.  

This is what I would say

If I were to talk to you know who

Is hello there or hi or um

Just exactly who are you?

I would tell him all about

My mother and dad

About my cousins and aunts

And my sister who's been bad

I would smile when I talk to him

For he would make my day

I would be caught up in the moment

And hang on every word he'd say

I could remark on his curious face

And maybe on his hair

He'd probably get mad

Or maybe just sit and stare

I wouldn't mind that though

'Cause his eyes are such a sight

I wonder if he's a vampire

Should I watch out for a bite?

 I'm pretty sure he's human

That's what I believe

Though he could be magical

But I would have to see

Magical, that's the word I remember

I keep thinking that there's something

Something strange about him

Though it's probably just nothing

I really couldn't fathum

Even talking to him though

We would talk about the birds

Or my hair with a pink bow

I would ask him what to do

We could bake a cake or build a fort

For you know that I am talking

Straight to Voldemort