My pride is my shield, My dreams are my compass, My happiness is my weapon: Kangaroos and Bug-A-Boos

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Kangaroos and Bug-A-Boos

Aren't truly all the same

Bugaboos will frighten you

While kangaroos play games

Though Bug-A-Boos are not that scary

No, no not at all

They cannot scare just anyone

No not even someone small

But kangaroos will jump right up

And bite your little finger

You can try to go and hide from one

But behind you it will linger

Now when you go to sleep at night

Just check under your bed

Because you might see a Bug-A-Boo

Or maybe just the head

Though if you ever want to know

What makes a kangaroo tick

Is when you buy a lolly-pop

And don't let him take a lick

By now you might be wondering

What is a Bug-A-Boo

Well it has a hundred eyes

And did I mention it was blue?

But kangaroos are all the same

They all are orange and brown

They are not very nice

And they all like to frown

So in the end it has been known

That Bug-A-Boo are just all right

Though watch for all the kangaroos

Because beware that they will bite

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