My pride is my shield, My dreams are my compass, My happiness is my weapon: The Lazy Song

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

The Lazy Song

Author's Note:

I wrote this as a song/poem to go to the tune of Bruno Mars's The Lazy Song.

The day I don't feel like anything

Because I don't have something to do

I don't feel like hanging up my clothes

So I put them all on and pose

'Cause some day I won't feel like doing anything

I'm gonna put my hands up and do a little dance

Get a lot of money and fly northwest to France

And nobody's gone tell me I can't

I'll be lying in my bed just breathin' in the air

Flip my pillow over and screw on up my hair

'Cause in my daydreams, I'm an astronaut

The day I don't feel like anything

Because I don't have something to do

I don't feel like hanging up my clothes

So I put them all on and pose

'Cause some day I won't feel like doing anything

Tomorrow I'll fall asleep, and lie down again

Pick up my pillow and put it on my head

And I'm gonna scream out

I'm so tired

(oh my god, I'm so tired)

Yeah, I might mess around

And get a new baby kitten

Play on my piano and

Go skiing wearing mittens

Oh, oh yes I said it

I said it, I said it cause I can

Some day I don't feel like anything

And I don't have something to do

I don't feel like hanging up my clothes

So I put them all on and pose

'Cause some day I won't feel like doing anything

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