Turkey

Author's Note:
Here is a song that Kati and I wrote.  It goes to the tune Mr. Grinch

You're a brown one Mr. Turkey
You're as stuffed as a pillow
You're tasty as a chicken 
You're healthy as oreos
Mr. Turkey
You make me fatter than a 37 and a half inch pooooooooooooooooole

You're a big one Mr. Turkey
You're as large as the whole globe
You're served with berries and
You're as joyful as white snow 
Mr. Turkey
You taste better than a butter rooooooooooooooooooooole

You're a skinned one Mr. Turkey
You're as fast enough to run
You make it out alive and
You get lucky just this time
Mr. Turkey
You run faster than the speed of liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

You're a seasoned one Mr. Turkey
You're as buttered as popcorn
You're as smooth as it can get
You're unlike most rose thorns
Mr. Turkey
You are way too costly to afoooooooooooooooooooooord

You're a dead mind of something better
You're as stupid an ant
You're large animal and
You don't wear pants
Mr. Turkey
You should really try some though not spandeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex