One Love

Two men shared one thing

But one thing so great

They shared the love of one woman

Which created hate

The woman so shy,

Could not risk breaking one's heart

So she devised a cruel? plan

And thought she was so smart

She knew she could not test their love

Or make them run a race

She thought that she could pick 'the one'

By one kiss on her face

Now you also have to know

That these two men loved her so

And she loved each of them the same

Every day from high to low

But once the men found out

That the girl was going to decide

They immediately thought

That she would test their pride

So they dueled and lanced

And dressed in armor

And even raised cattle

Just like a farmer

They tried to impress her

Then came a strange twist

That neither of them one

For the girl wanted the kiss

So she stood in the square

In the middle of town

And shouted her voice

And made sure she was loud

She said these exact words:

"Every man, every knight

Every king within this distance

Every brave fighter, every lover

Every kind man that's in existence,

Please step forward, make a line

Stand right in front of me so

Please listen to my story

That I wish to be told

I beckoned for a kiss

From my two very princes

But they both failed to deliver

And made themselves look like stinces

So I need to find another

One who can make me feel so

In love with just one touch

From the mouth on one I know"

Then many a far

Took their place in line

And wanted a chance

With the woman so fine

But one of her lovers

Who heard this great sadness

Decided what she was doing

Was complete madness

So he created his own plan

And put on a disguise

So to the woman he wanted

He would not be recognized

When it was his turn to kiss her

She stood back in shock

And knew that her time out of love

Was over on her clock

Then she stood up and said

"we have a winner"

And he politely invited

Her over for dinner

Then he unveiled his true self

And startled the girl

And at that precise moment

Their two lives made one world